tv inspiration: phoebe buffay

(she worked at bloomingdale’s, ralph lauren and was hired by louis vuitton in season 10)

“if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please, give me some money so i can buy a computer…”

phoebe is the perfect balance of weirdness and wit; of little quirks and sarcastic banter. she is a vegetarian, a humanitarian, and a self-proclaimed sex goddess. you will love the strange, winding story of her life…

“originally i’m from upstate. but then my mom killed herself and my stepdad went to prison, so i moved to the city, where i actually lived in a burned-down buick lesabre for a while… which was okay… it was okay… until i got hepatitis, you know, cause this pimp spit in my mouth. but i got over it. anyway, now i’m a freelance massage therapist, which, you know, isn’t always steady money… but at least i don’t pay taxes!”

during her wedding, she was wearing the palest lavender gown. it was absolutely stunning. the episode is one of my favorites of the series…

after she got married phoebe changed her name to princess consuela banana-hammock. sadly it only lasted a day…

to sum up: love her, love her, love her.

~the end~

p.p.s.
if you ever feel so inclined, here are some bloopers from the show.(: i want it back, argh.